GOT TO LOVE PIE

flomation:

dinobearthemighty:

swiggitysweedom:

A collection of badly misspelled names from Starbucks 

I’m actually laughing. Virginia.



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Favorite Malcolm Tucker quotes
The Thick of It - 3x2

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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danicather:

by Takato Yamamoto

odall:


††More edits from odall here††
earloffabulousness:

me trying to make friends

earloffabulousness:

me trying to make friends

neonnightfilms:

Alien

"Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?" 
"Don’t say that Master. You’re the closest thing I have to a father."

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